The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
when someone asks if they can borrow your laptop for a second
That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”