jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
Natalie Portman in Closer (2004).
chill hazel grace its a metaphor
sometimes I like to lick my gf glasses just to fuck with her and she be like:
"Would you lick someone’s wheel chair?"
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
who wore it better
STEPS TO PREVENT VIRUSES FROM INFECTING YOUR COMPUTER:
I read the tweet, and then I read the username.